Evan writes about technology.
Please see the userinfo for details.
I sometimes write about work,
but please keep in mind that I never speak for my employer.
Oh! Helloooo Dahlink.No, you are not bos-er-ring me. I was ey-specting you.No, no, come seet overr here.Zere. Zat's betterr. Now, tell Madeleine what's on your mind, ahn?